Right! here are some transcripts!

[eve11]

It's Daylight savings time! So just in time to erase this past hour of extra time, I give you transcripts of the two unreleased TARDIS scenes from the series 5 box set. Does it count as wasting time if I immediately get that time back? ;)




Transcript: scene 1 between Eleventh Hour and Beast Below

[Amy and the Doctor are at the TARDIS console.]

A: Why is it a phone box?

D: Sorry, what?

[Amy walks around the console toward the Doctor, talking all the way.]

A: On the outside it said 'Police Box'. Why have you labeled a time machine 'Police Box'? Why not 'Time Machine'? Is that too obvious? And what is a police box? Do policemen come in--in boxes? How many do you get? Are you a policeman? No, look at your hair. Actually, just look at your hair! Do you ever look at your hair and think, "Whoaaaa! It just won't stop! And my chin! Look, I'm wearing a bow tie, shoot me now!" Am I gabbling?

D: A bit, yeah.

A: The question stands.

D: The first question?

A: Yes.

D: Well, it's not really a police box--which, by the way, is a special kind of telephone box that policemen used to use.

A: Right, telephone box. Theres a light on the top--do you need to change the bulb?

D: Amy, stop. Breath.

[Amy takes a few breaths until she can't contain her question anymore.]

A: Why doesn't the air get out? It's made of wood! Oh, you've got a wooden time machine--do you feel stupid?

[the Doctor stares at her.]

A: Sorry, back on the bow tie.

D: It's camouflage. It's disguised as a police telephone box from 1963. Every time the TARDIS materializes in a new location, within the first nanosecond of landing, it analyzes its surroundings, calculates a twelve-dimensional data map of everything within a thousand mile radius, and determines which outer shell would blend in best with the environment. And then it disguises itself as a police telephone box from 1963.

A: Oh. Why?

D: It's probably a bit of a fault, actually. I--I've been meaning to check.

A: What, it's a police box every time?

D: Yeah, I suppose, now you mention.

A: How long has it been doing that?

D: Oh, you know, not long.

A: Okay, okay--But what about the windows? There are windows on the outside. Where do they go? Is it a cry for help?

D: What?

A: The bow tie!

D: Ah. Bow ties are cool.

A: And you're an alien.

D: Yeah. Well, in your terms, yeah. In my terms, you're an alien. In quite a few people's terms, probably.

A: What kind of alien?

D: Well, you know. A nice one--definitely one of the nice ones.

A: So you're like a--a space squid or something? Are you like a tiny little slug in a human suit? Is that why you walk like that?

D: Amy, this is me.

[The Doctor takes Amy's hands and puts them to his cheeks]

D: This is what I really look like!

A: Well, that's fine then!

[Amy slaps the Doctor's cheek]

D: Ow! Good!

[The Doctor walks around the console. Amy follows]

A: Okay, okay. I think I'm done there.

D: Ha-ha, Amy Pond.

[The Doctor pulls a lever, mischievously]

D: You've barely started.

[The Doctor throws another lever and darts for the TARDIS doors as Amy follows].

D: 'Cause do you know what I keep in here?

[The Doctor stands with the doors at his back]

A: What?

D: Absolutely everything.

[The Doctor slowly opens the doors to nebulae and galaxies. Amy stares, mesmerized.]

D: Anything take your fancy?

A: We're in space.

D: Yeah. That's space.

A: But it can't be.

D: But it is.

A: But it's like--It's like--It's like special effects.

D: Like what?

A: I guess so, isn't it? It's not real.

D: Get out.

A: What?

D: No, seriously. Get out!

[The Doctor pushes Amy out the open door.]


Notes: 2 lines that I'm unsure about. The Doctor says either "Yeah. That's space," or "No. That's space," in that line toward the end; he flicks his eyes to the door indicating the outside and I'm not sure if he's being especially flippant or not, eg, they are actually in the TARDIS and out there is space. And then Amy says something like "I guess so, isn't it? It's not real." But I am guessing on "I guess so" -- it might be "like a show" or something like that





Transcript: scene 2 between Time of Angels and Vampires of Venice

[Amy flounces up to the console and leans seductively against it. The Doctor reaches around her like she's a monster about to bite him, and pulls a lever, then rounds the console, fiddling with things.]

A: Oh, typical bloke! Straight to fixing his motor.

D: Yeah, that's the thing, Amy. I am not a 'typical bloke'.

A: Sorry, did I do something wrong? 'Cause I'm getting kinda mixed signals here.

[Amy pulls a lever emphatically. The TARDIS clangs. The Doctor comes around and throws the lever back. The TARDIS clangs again]

D: Mixed signals? How?

A: Oh, come on! You turn up in the middle of the night, get me out of my bed in my nightie--which you then don't let me change out of, for ages-- and take me for a spin in your time machine! No, no. You're right. No mixed signals there. That is just a signal. Like a great big bat signal in the sky: 'Get your coat, love. The Doctor is in.'

D: No. No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's . . . not like that. That's not what I'm like!

A: Then what are you like?

D: I don't know. Gandalf. A space Gandalf. Or the little green one in Star Wars.

[The Doctor makes a light saber noise and spins against an imaginary foe]

A: You really are not. You are a bloke.

D: I'm the Doctor.

A: Every room you walk into, you laugh at all the men and show off to all the girls.

D: Do not.

A: What about Rory?

[The Doctor laughs and mimes Rory's rather prominent nose again]

A: You laughed!

D: No! That was just an involuntary snort! Of . . . fondness.

[Amy scoffs]

A: You are a bloke. And you don't know it. And here I am, to help.

[Amy tries to kiss the Doctor again and he backs away]

D: That is not why you're here.

A: Then why am I here?

D: Because! Because I can't see it anymore.

[The Doctor breaks away from Amy and sits down on the jump seat, leaving her at the console]

A: See what?

D: I'm nine hundred and seven. After a while, you just can't see it.

A: See what?

D: Everything! I look at a star and it's just a big ball of burning gas. And I know how it began, and I know how it ends, and I was probably there both times. Now, after a while, everything is just stuff! That's the problem. You make all of space and time your back yard, and what do you have? A back yard.

[The Doctor gets up and crosses to Amy again]

D: But you--you can see it. And when you see it, I see it.

A: And that's the only reason you took me with you.

D: There are worse reasons.

A: I was certainly hoping so.

[Amy walks away from the Doctor and stops, an idea dawning on her.]

A: Does that mean I'm not the first then? There have been others traveling with you?

D: Yeah. Sure. Loads of them. But just friends! You know--chums, pals, mates, buddies--not mates. Forget mates.

A: And out of all those friends, how many would you say--just out of curiosity--were girls?

D: Oh. Some of them, I suppose. Must've been.

A: Some?

D: It's hard to tell. It's a gray area.

A: Under half? Over half?

D: Probably. . . slightly . . . a little bit over?

A: Young?

D: Everyone's young compared to me.

A: Mm-hmmm. Hot?

D: No! No, no, no, no, no. None of them. Not really. Not at all. Probably not.

[The Doctor pauses, waving a hand noncommittally.]

D: Maybe one or two. I didn't really notice.

A: Well, this big old machine must have some kind of visual records.

D: Oh, don't--I mean, no. And anyway, they're voice locked.

A: Oh. Voice locked. So I would just have to say . . . 'Show me all visual records of previous TARDIS inhabitants'.

D: No. No, no, no. I mean, voice locked. I would have to say, 'Show me all visual records of previous TARDIS inhabitants'.

A: Oh, thank you!

D: No! No! Nooo! Nooo!

A: Ha-ha!

[A visual record of past companions flashes across the screen. They are all pretty young women. Folks with better vid capture and Old School smarts than I can give y'all the list. ETA: maggietimelord comes through! here is a link to the set ;)]

A: Oh! Gandalf!

[The Doctor slaps Amy's hand lightly and addresses the TARDIS by talking at the ceiling.]

D: Thanks. Thanks, dear! Miss out the metal dog, why don't you?

A: Is that a leather bikini?

[A few shots of Leela flash across the screen. The Doctor smiles, then catches himself.]

D: Right! That's it! Rory. We're going to find Rory, and we're going to find him now.

A: He's at stag night!

D: Well, then. Let's make it a great one.

[The Doctor pulls a lever and the TARDIS careens off into the Vortex.]


I started these because I wanted to pick out favorite quotes. Specifically the bits about the TARDIS calculating the best camouflage and then always disguising itself as a police box. overall, I love these scenes both to death. :D

Comments

[stuffbearkiller.livejournal.com]

ah, thank you so much! Your transcripts are very useful especially for people,to whom English is not native language))

[eve11]

you're very welcome! I got most of it down pat; there were two lines I'm not quite sure of in the first scene but they are minor :)

[mswyrr]

Awww! I love these. Thanks for transcribing in your extra hour!

[eve11]

You're very welcome! And hey, it gave me an excuse to re-watch the scenes a bunch of times, so it was an hour (okay, a bit more than an hour) well-spent! :D

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you, thank you, thank you! I haven't slept all night doing this transcript, wanted to translate these two wonderful episodes into Russian :) My English is good enough, but there're some lines espesially from Amy that I just can't understand!

So thank you again from all Russian whovians :)

[eve11]

They speak really fast; I had to listen to a few bits a bunch of times and there are two tiny snippets of dialogue I'm not completely sure on, and I'm a native speaker! Have fun with the transcript! :)

[astrogirl2.livejournal.com]

Excellent, thank you! They both talk so fast, I found some of it hard to make out. :)

[eve11]

there are a few snippets I'm still not sure of, but I'm confident on most of it. I had to listen to the long speeches quite a few times to get it all down! :D

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

Time definitely not wasted. And anyway...you could always do something Timey Wimey, eh?

PS. Just rewatched the famous scenes with the coat on, and then off.....totally awesome from the perspective of the rest of the season now. Whee!

Anyway, I do adore these deleted scenes. First of all, Amy Pond is good, very good. And I love the bit about the TARDIS perhaps having a small issue with police phone boxes. Heh heh heh.

[eve11]

Timey wimey, yes! And yeah, you could really tell Moffat was thinking about the long game in the season. I forget who clued me in to the Great Doctor Switch in that episode, but I was totally floored when they pointed it out.

I may now have watched those little scenes waaay more times than is healthy. :D

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

Ditto....I've been looking forward to re-watching that scene with the experience of seeing all the other pieces of the puzzle. Nicely done by Moffat. :)

PS. I was unaware there was an unhealthy amount of times to watch those scenes? *veg*

PPS. I'm actually going to have to buy the DVDs of this season.

[carpetflowers.livejournal.com]

I forget who clued me in to the Great Doctor Switch in that episode, but I was totally floored when they pointed it out. - clued me in please~? :D

[eve11]

Just the whole Jacket Doctor timeline vs. linear Doctor timeline thing, in the scene where he tells Amy she has to remember what he told her when she was seven.

[carpetflowers.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, neither of them were wearing a jacket in that scene? :)

[eve11]

The Doctor who pats Amy's head and says "Amy, later" is not the same Doctor that takes her hand and tells her she has to remember what he told her when she was seven. The first, younger doctor is not wearing a jacket but the Doctor who takes Amy's hands is wearing a jacket. I didn't notice this until someone pointed it out to me back when that ep first aired, and we didn't find out until the finale what was really going on. :)

[carpetflowers.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, wow, didn't notice before since he had his sleeves rolled up. That is amazing. XD Thank you!

[eve11]

(are you caught up for all the series or am I spoiling you here?)

[carpetflowers.livejournal.com]

(ahaha no, I've seen it all. Thanks for you concern! :D)

[maggietimelord.livejournal.com]

Okay. I think I have the "girls" in order. There are 22 different screen shots and the TARDIS isn't being fair. She shows the same girls more than once. *chuckles*

http://picasaweb.google.com/PAMPhotographer/Girls?feat=directlink

[eve11]

Oh, you are awesome! And yeah, I did notice Romana I turn up like 3 times in the first 10 or so... The TARDIS definitely isn't playing fair! Especially since she's 125 ;)

[eve11]

PS I think your missing names are Polly Wright (the blonde) and Victoria Waterfield? I could be wrong...

[maggietimelord.livejournal.com]

I'm not entirely certain on those two. I'm still puzzling it out. I'm fairly certain the brunette is not Victoria. It may be another picture of Lis Sladen.

I did check the background when Amy is talking about Rory's Stag party. It's the same sequence of faces in the same order.

I like how the tardis shows a lot of pictures of Leela. I think she's teasing the Doctor or making a point. lol

[eve11]

It could also be Nyssa? Maybe? We need some more folks to chime in.

[maggietimelord.livejournal.com]

No not Nyssa.

[eve11]

Definitely Victoria if the Interwebs are to be believed; it's the same picture as the second-to-bottom one on this page.

[maggietimelord.livejournal.com]

I'd never seen that picture of Victoria. You'd have to agree though, she does look like Lis. lol

[eve11]

oh definitely. I was not sure at all until I saw the exact picture.

[maggietimelord.livejournal.com]

I know it's cheating, since the tardis put up the same companion more than once. But, I did identify 20 of 22 separate images. *dances*

[eve11]

Indeed, good show! And thanks for the screencaps and id's :D I wasn't sure on Liz Shaw, Zoe, or the other two that we just figured out. And it was hard to get YouTube to stop at each of them! I completely missed Donna the first time I tried to look at them.

[maggietimelord.livejournal.com]

I knew there was no way I was going to id them without screencaps. The computer only captured about 4 images per shot, which is pretty quick in my experience.

[eve11]

and here is Polly Wright's pic. Mystery solved! :D

[maggietimelord.livejournal.com]

http://picasaweb.google.com/PAMPhotographer/GirlsOfDoctorWho?feat=directlink

Darn it!!! You'll have to redo the link. I changed the album name and that messed it up.

[eve11]

updated, thanks! :D

[sensiblecat.livejournal.com]

Unlike RTD's scripts, I actually believe it's easier to appreciate SM's work from transcripts. Otherwise the jokes just fly by so fast. Both MS and AP tend to speak more quietly than the Tenth Doctor did. So thanks for transcribing this.

So, he's still a compulsive liar, and he's still sensitive about Donna. Bless.

[maggietimelord.livejournal.com]

I think the only piece of the truth is when he talks about not seeing it anymore. He loves the sense of wonder of each companion. Well ... except for Jack ... Jack had seen a lot of it before. lol

[eve11]

you're very welcome! I think the dialogue is great but Smith and Gillan really make it shine-- I think my favorite delivery is the Doctor talking about the TARDIS' police box tendencies, and then his waffling on the hotness or not of his former companions, too freaking funny.

[(Anonymous)]

Me again, whovian from Russia :)

May I ask you a little question? I'm afraid I don't quite understand the line "Do policemen come in--in boxes? How many do you get?". Can some native speaker explain me what Amy means? Does she mean that policemen walk into a box?

Thanks in advance :)

[eve11]

What she means is, are policemen packaged in police boxes? It's rather silly, like thinking about policemen as sweets or something similar. Sweets come in boxes, as in, are packaged in boxes. Or maybe action figures is a better metaphor or way to think about it? Action figures come packaged in boxes or plastic blister packs. :)

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, right, that was my second idea about what she means. :) So when she says "How many do you get?" she means Doctor is receiving some policemen in boxes like some kind of package? Lol, she's so funny! :D

[eve11]

Yes, exactly :) Another good metaphor would be eg, "Shoes come in shoeboxes, so do police come in Police Boxes?"

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, it's rather good. :) And again, thank you!

[eve11]

I should also say that "How many do you get?" is more like "How many police are there per police box?" Like, "you get 10 sweets per box". She doesn't think that the Doctor is specifically having policemen delivered to him. Um, I'm not sure if that explanation makes sense.

[maggietimelord.livejournal.com]

The other issue is the "Police Box" in general. It was an object that you could make emergency calls from and had some things for the police in it.
I don't believe the boxes survived in large groups after the 70's. There are still some in the UK but I don't think I've seen pictures of blue ones unless they were definitely painted to look like the one in Doctor Who.
When the show started in 1963, they would have been common enough to be in the yard.

I agree with the answer that she's asking how many policemen are in a police box. Like asking, how many shoes fit in a shoe box. Or, how many chocolates are in a candy box?

sliiight tl;dr XD

[everworld2662.livejournal.com]

Thank you for this! I could never figure out what 11 was saying when he was going on about 'Gandalf' XD You are good! ^__^

In other news, that second scene is just AMAZING. There needs to be more scenes like this, I think, because there is something a little off about 11's people-collecting and I love the subtle attention Moff's been paying to the unhealthy aspect of Doctor/companion ("Friends? Is that the right word for the people you acquire?" & "You have no idea how dangerous you make people to themselves when you're around" in particular come to mind here :)).

Re: sliiight tl;dr XD

[eve11]

Yes I thought the Dream Lord was especially scathing with the "people you acquire" remark. It's interesting, now that we're off of World and Universe Ending Time War Angst, there is actually room for Moffat to study the subtler aspects of the Doctor's persona. There is some subtle yet meaty stuff in there, I think. RTD just distracted us with Monsters and Explosions and God Complexes. Which, don't get me wrong, I loved, but I'm loving this season too.