US Open, yeesh...

[eve11]

Tiger's tanking on the first hole today :( Double-bogey on the first hole again!!! (Unless he triples, eep!)

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[queenantelope.livejournal.com]

tiger woods is dead to me.

i hope he catches his wife in bed with a hockey player.

[eve11]

Hm? Did he say something bad about hockey players?

[queenantelope.livejournal.com]

a reporter asked him about the stanley cup finals. he said something to the effect of 'nobody watches hockey anymore.' (that might not be the exact quote but it's close.)

normally i would put him on notice (like stephen colbert) but since he disrupts my life for a week every april, he moved directly to dead to me.

[eve11]

Ah, well, he is out for the rest of the season now (reconstructive surgery; apparently he's been playing with a freaking torn ACL since like, last July), so your pronouncement appears to have had some kind of effect. Seems only temporary though. You need to work on your cursing skills :)

[queenantelope.livejournal.com]

hmm. i may have to turn to the yellow spiny flower of death.