eve11 | Yet more Doctor Who limericks

dark_gate? What's that? Um, more Doctor Who limericks. Ninth Doctor this time, with the last one especially for

cryptile

index:
first batch

Regeneration blues (old school) and conclusion

Ninth Doctor Era Limericks

There once was a creature of plastic
whose plans for the Earth were quite drastic.
A swing and a swan
and the Netsene was gone:
Demise by third prize in gymnastics.

A galactic haute cuisine convention
left the Doctor the cause of contention:
"No Slitheen here, lass,
It's just passing gas
(though we do it in several dimensions)."

Captain Jack's a spectacular teaser
He'll do any and all just to please ya
but darling, don't fret
if he seems to forget,
see, he's suffered a spot of amnesia.

Ascending the Shalka's deep canyon
Web!Nine sighed unto his companion,
"So that's the vote--
Big ears, leather coat?
I suppose that we can't all be canon."