The TARDIS infomercial

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that aired on BBC America during the Christmas special last night:

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ETA: The text at the end...

SIMPLE IS A RELATIVE TERM AS NECESSARY COMPONENTS MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE:
TARDIS CORAL
TARDIS KEY
CHAMELEON CIRCUIT
PARADOX MACHINE PARTS
ARCHANGEL PHONE CHARGERS
AUTONS
WIBBLY WOBBLY TIMEY WIMEY THINGS
CARBON TUBING
CONSOLE WIRING
BAD WOLF
PSYCHIC PAPER
SONIC SCREWDRIVER
K9 TREATS
APPLES
3D GLASSES
TIME RIFT FUEL
JELLY BABIES
VORTEX MANIPULATOR
SENTIENT HEART
CLOAKING DEVICE
SWIMMING POOL
CHAMELEON CIRCUIT
OUTER PLASMIC SHELL
PERCEPTION FILTER
REAL WORLD INTERFACE
TARDIS FORCE FIELD
BLUE STABILIZERS
DEMATERIALIZATION CIRCUIT
DIMENSIONAL STABILIZERS
FAST RETURN SWITCH
FRICTION CONTRAFIBULATOR
GRAVITIC ANOMALIZER
INTERACTIVE GYRO CONDUCTOR SCOPE
HANDBRAKE
HELMIC REGULATOR
RANDOMISER
TIME PATH INDICATOR
TIME ROTOR
TIME VECTOR GENERATOR
VECTOR TRACKER
VORTEX LOOP
ZEITON CRYSTALS
ZIGZAG PLOTTER
DEFENCE INDEFINITE TIMELOOP OPTION
HEART OF THE TARDIS
HOSTILE ACTION DISPLACEMENT SYSTEM (HADS)
SCANNER
TRANSLATION CIRCUIT
CHAMELEON ARCH
AIR CORRIDOR
BRIODE NEBULISER
DISTRESS SIGNAL RECEIVER
FAULT LOCATOR
FLUID LINK
FLOOD MACHINE
IMAGE TRANSLATOR
LIGHT SPEED OVERDRIVE
SAFETY INTERLOCKS
TELEPATHIC CIRCUITS
TREMULATOR
WARP SILO